So, uh, figured I'd make a new intro thread cuz I've been posting a lot lately and my last one got over-run by jerks. They hurt my feelings cuz I'm a pretty sensitive guy and my vagina hurts.
Anyway, so uh hi, my name is Turdy but most people call me Sam. My parents named me after a John Prine song about a guy who returns from the Vietnam war only to die of a heroin overdose after his life went to shit. True story...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-fc2j38Ab4

Now, let's thumb-wrestle.

I like you, Sam. You're not like the other people, here, in the trailer park.

I have a carport.

My grandparents had a carport.

I park on the street here. I am the only PA license plate in a 1000 block radius.

My truck is like the only vehicle on this street that doesn't have a "In God We Trust" license plate. I use that to give directions.

In PA there are vanity license plates you can put on the front of your car (you don't need official plates in front and back, only the back) and since the old plates used to say "You've got a friend in" on the top and "Pennsylvania" at the bottom, someone had a smart idea to put JESUS as the digits on the plate. Tons of fucking people have those things. Ugh. Glad they changed them though.

And yellow car magnet ribbons unapreesh.

Here they offer these "In God We Trust" plates for free, but I don't mind paying a little extra to keep God away from my ride. It's his acts that have destroyed my last few cars... God damn tornados...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xr5wtYksKXY

yes I'm super bored, have 7 hours to kill before the poker game is over at the pub and I can hustle those drunk gamblin' bastards in some pool...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eeDYyDz9M-s

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tXCSXeRgB-o

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_3TPharTnY

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cKiXYveusc0

yuuuup

I'm so bored I just cut my own hair, then came to my thread to tell myself about it.
Looks good, dude.

Still my favorite poster.

XD I feel loved.
stop it.

that a 'hawk?

Yeah, but no hair in the back... Same way I've cut my hair since 1995... lol

haha whatever works. I haven't cut my hair SINCE 1995. O_O

Touche.


And why won't youtube work...

works for ME

I puked heinously last night. My face is all fucking disgusting from popped blood vessels I couldn't even hold down water for two minutes, it was terrible.

Why'd you puke so most unprecedentedly?

Fucking youtube just won't load at all for me today, wtf. Embedded vids aren't working... I have shitty music vids to post here in my boredom, damnit.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QC9LJASgnI4

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BLJ5a6aJOb8

alright, youtube quit being a punk ass bunk bitch

Must have had one of those 24 hour bugs. My head was throbbing most of the day yesterday, and by night time I couldn't hold even a sip of water down or I'd be dry heaving. It was terrible. Today my head is all swimmy, probably from the gross blood vessels popped, but other than that, I'm ok now. WIsh I could say it was from drinkin cause then I'd at least have had fun before hurling >_<

Aw I see, I almost puked from drinking last night. Smokin' dirt weed on top of half a fifth of Jameson is never a good idea.

Yeah, mixing weed and copious amounts of booze ALWAYS makes me hurl. I'd rather just smoke if I had a choice. But I gotta get a job, so I can't be smokin. :-/ One day before I leave here I will, though. With John. On video because that fucker records EVERYTHING.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L1SKf9YU4QQ

I'm rollin' bones tonight.

You should just get a piss-pack. They're like 30 bucks and well worth it.

I want to be Brian Setzer in the early 80s when I grow up. Such a bitchin' pompador...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YoaazVGPtuQ

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3rcyAF4lz04