Fuck I can't rep Peezinator in this fucking theme now I have to change back to filth for that.

That was awesome.

Also: idc if dudes take pictures since I'm probably asking for the load to be blown on face/tits/ass. Just don't get it in my hair. On the glasses is fine, if you ask me first. Also: do give handjobs in the car while driving (followed by finger-licking) and road head if he is doing the driving.

The least I can do.

Fuck there has got to be something wrong with me >_<

Road head sucks when you drive a stick... :-(

kee what can i get for $20, this money's burning a hole in my wallet.

Women who love semen APPRESH.

FInaly having a gf that begs for it is awesome. Kee, you and women like you are national treasures.

They're all treasures if you keep them locked in boxes...

(03-16-2010 06:59 PM)Turdy McSmutbags Wrote:  Road head sucks when you drive a stick... :-(

or if you drive a 1987 nissan pick up truck.just not enough space for it to be enjoyable or safe

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3AzpByR3MvI

precious booty

(03-16-2010 07:00 PM)SolaR Wrote:  kee what can i get for $20, this money's burning a hole in my wallet.

Hmm, never accepted money for these sorts of things before. What's the going rate?

Is it wrong to assume that you probably know better than I? (Without the assumption, of course, that you actually DO pay for it...but you're like the SFU pr0n king so that kind of knowledge would be more in your purview than mine. You can understand the need for clarification )

I know nothing, or is it everything.

either way i plead the fif.

solar holler at ya boy homie,ill hook you up,for twenty bucks i can get you a fat dime rock of that p funk,and a suck jack from either a skinny black bitch named charhonnda or your choice of a pre or post op trannie

fat rocks and pre op tranny cocks, I'm fucking sold.


but seriously, yeah i did get a bj once for $20 from a girl in mexico. I made a post about it a long time ago.

(03-16-2010 07:28 PM)SolaR Wrote:  fat rocks and pre op tranny cocks, I'm fucking sold.


but seriously, yeah i did get a bj once for $20 from a girl in mexico. I made a post about it a long time ago.

I remember that. Epic story.

yeah i remember reading that.you or someone else also schooled us on the percentage of he/she's that make up a decent majority of street prostis.stories about mexican prostitutes rock.

So I could get $20 apiece for head in Mexico, eh? I feel I give better than $20 quality head, though...

Jeff's love for clean (homosexuality) has been well documented

(03-17-2010 03:32 PM)Kee Wrote:  So I could get $20 apiece for head in Mexico, eh? I feel I give better than $20 quality head, though...

you could get at least $35 here in the states

I'd throw 80 bucks Kee's way, it'd be about the cost of a date anyway.

$80?!?! What kinda fancy ass Sizzlers they got in your neck of the woods?!

Sorry I take women to somewhat nice places what can I say? No Sizzler's here anyway sadly.

if you're a sexy time dynamo you dont have to do dates

Besides drunken or angry sex, I find the sex is better if you wow them a bit. I also am not a dynamo, I'm more of a get to know me you fall in love with me type of guy. I'm mister slow seduction. I guess I am a dynaslow.

I get in and get out before they realized they've been smutbagged.

Sex is a race, and I always win.

rdh as long as you makin the sticky thats all that matters
is nice

(03-17-2010 06:35 PM)ASP Wrote:  if you're a sexy time dynamo you dont have to do dates

this
how's that make em feel

debo we gotta go out and fuck some whores sometime

yeah boy

HEYNAO

(03-17-2010 05:05 PM):koolaid: Wrote:  you could get at least $35 here in the states

O_o

I want to make jokes but find myself unable.

(03-17-2010 06:30 PM)RDH Wrote:  I'd throw 80 bucks Kee's way, it'd be about the cost of a date anyway.

I wanna go on a date with YOU, then. WOO!