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ASP
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Maury says I'm not the father!
fuckin mold, dust mites, pet dander, all types of ill shit


I GOT THE HOW CLEAN IS YOUR HOUSE? TWO SEASON SET NIGGA


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im knowledge'd up on this shit.
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03-14-2010 10:45 PM
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RE: In a vacuum, anything is possible.
Why are all the women on sex and the city so ugly??? Except for the prude-ish brunette chick.
03-14-2010 11:13 PM
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RE: In a vacuum, anything is possible.
Dude, I've recently seen eps of that one dirty house show with the loud black chick who always has the flower in her hair. Clean House or something. WHO DOES THAT SHIT SRSLY
03-14-2010 11:15 PM
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ASP
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RE: In a vacuum, anything is possible.
these chicks are fucking awesome. i could give a fuck less about the show content, what do i care about somebody's messy house? but they're awesome and spunky and feels good bro.
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03-14-2010 11:17 PM
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RE: In a vacuum, anything is possible.
for a guy who doesnt want my presence you sure are trying at least a little to get me here
its cute, if odd and creepy followed by entirely pointless as this is all you get
03-15-2010 03:34 PM
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RE: In a vacuum, anything is possible.
in a vacuum, anything is possible
except breathing oxygen
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03-15-2010 04:03 PM
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ASP
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(03-15-2010 04:03 PM)deboma Wrote:  in a vacuum, anything is possible
except breathing oxygen

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03-15-2010 04:14 PM
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RE: In a vacuum, anything is possible.
ohsnap, astronauts live without breathing
03-15-2010 04:46 PM
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RE: In a vacuum, anything is possible.
No debating in whoami threads. We all know who ASP is already thank you very much.

A bad motherfucker.
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03-15-2010 04:51 PM
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dim
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your rules mean nothing
especially when i wrote them
03-15-2010 04:57 PM
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RE: In a vacuum, anything is possible.
"Which wallet is yours?"

"The one that says Bad Motherfucker"

if that quote isn't perfect

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03-15-2010 06:33 PM
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(03-15-2010 04:51 PM)Enonymous Wrote:  No debating in whoami threads. We all know who ASP is already thank you very much.

A bad motherfucker.

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RE: In a vacuum, anything is possible.
this thread needs moar ASP replying to himself and everyone else by and large ignoring it.
03-15-2010 06:48 PM
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ASP
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RE: In a vacuum, anything is possible.
feels...........good...man...?
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RE: In a vacuum, anything is possible.
That would be the dim thing to do!


too bad you bring the ratings. Your thread parody is shot to hayull now!
03-15-2010 07:00 PM
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RE: In a vacuum, anything is possible.
If I wernt lazy and thought it would be funny, i'd change every thread title on the first page to In a vacuum, anything is possible.
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03-15-2010 07:10 PM
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good shit right there
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Ohwhatthehell
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RE: In a vacuum, anything is possible.
toooooooooooo infinity.....AND BEYOOOOND!
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03-15-2010 08:59 PM
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This is the best subforum on this whole fucking website.

Just sayin'

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03-15-2010 09:44 PM
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RE: Maury says I'm not the father!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=veTi8aHXCcE

itt: you are fgt. i bump this maybe sometimes with baby shit. you no rike you no come in heere
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I'll Allow it!
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04-06-2010 02:19 PM
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RE: Maury says I'm not the father!
LOOK AT THIS HANDSOME SON OF A BITCH



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GOD DAMN THATS A HANDSOME SUM BITCH!
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04-06-2010 10:30 PM
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he has <3 lips.
04-06-2010 11:05 PM
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i see your
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and counter with
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and
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04-06-2010 11:35 PM
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RE: Maury says I'm not the father!
A CHALLENGER APPEARS

how old?
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04-06-2010 11:40 PM
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almost 5 months now
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George Carlin Wrote:The very existence of flamethrowers proves that sometime, somewhere, someone said to themselves, "You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done."
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also:
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he loves tv
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George Carlin Wrote:The very existence of flamethrowers proves that sometime, somewhere, someone said to themselves, "You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done."
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Awwww
My new cousin
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04-07-2010 07:43 PM
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Mayson
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What's wrong with that babies head Jae?
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