THIS HOW THE WORLD ENDS......

I've been on my period for 3 weeks.
My husband says I look like i'm dead.
I feel like it.

WTF? What's wrong with you?

It happens every few years. Longest I bled before being admitted to the hospital was something like 8 weeks.
RAWR!!!!!!!
I'll go to the Dr, he will give me some pills, hopefully not a transfusion though. I hate those.

My order of HPTs and OPKs came today!




15 HPTs and 35 OPKs, I start testing for ovulation on day 10.

Apr 20th: Almost had to call my Dr today. Considered going to the ER. During the night I went from light bleeding to very heavy. My poor bed! Not only was the bleeding heavy, but the pain was intense. In a 2 hour time period I took something like 6 to 8 Pampren pills. I dont even remember. Took forever for them to kick in. Goddamn clots hurt like hell to pass. Oh well, 2 or 3 more days and then I should be done. THEN I get to do the fun part, the testing and temping with no blood.

Apr 21st: No pain! Less bleeding. I think this is the last day for solid blood flow. Tomorrow will be light or spotty, and then I should be done.

Apr 22nd: Bleedings almost done. I'm waiting til the 26th (10th day of my cycle) to start testing for ovulation. Captain out.

Apr 23rd: I'm watching Fievel, the song in this movie always makes me cry. My boobs feel heavy.

Apr 24th: I feel good today! Yesterday sucked. I felt really really upset and I have no idea why. Just sad and confused. Really really emo.
But today is good. I'm excited about going to Florida. Although, i'll be honest here, i'm going to cry like a little girl after I drop off JD.
No more bleeding, just spotting. I said I was going to wait to use a OPK but I might use one today. I just cant wait.
Oh, I had a dream that Sasuke got his girlfriend pregnant.

Apr 29th: GODDAMNI SO MUCH. I just found out that progesterone raises your temperature. Meaning that my charting is almost useless, as you will notice when I started taking my Progesterone (P) my temps took off. And here I was so excited.
I've been trying to check my cervix. Its position, firmness, opening. Its really fucking hard. lol
Nothing. I should ovulate on cycle day 14 (tomorrow) but unless my opks come up positive today I dont think that's going to happen.

May 1st: No ovulation on CD 15. Which means either I wont ovulate or I will ovulate late.
MY TITS HURT SO BAD!!!!!

May 15th: I hate my fucking period so much. SO MUCH.

This thread makes me want to die.

No. Just wait til I start posting pics of my urine soaked tests.
Then after I get pregnant, I will start posting pictures of my swollen strechmarked baby filled belly.
You'll really wish for death then.

The amount of people deleting their account off SFU will skyrocket!

Well, fuck this thread.

*Leaves it forever*

ARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I HATE TRYING TO GET PREGNANT!

You've had the capibility to film homeade porn all this time and you haven't?

Since when is it cool to just come in others threads here and start posting?

Menthols bringing the mother fucking LAW.

I'll delete them later when I get home.

Your keyboard is nasty.

I know. One of these days i'm going to get a new one.

Yep:

Clearly you havent thought this through as you have overlooked the simplest step to getting pregnant


having sex with me.

I am a stupid whore who doesnt know how to use protection


look at my lipstick

DAPz

I want to be a stupid whore too!

HAHAHHAAHHA.. oh god I need help.

I think you have effectively lost it after that last vlog....

I'll send the Clomid after you next!

Wouldn't I have to be up inside you for that to work?

Not really. Actually men can take Clomid to help boost sperm.

i need to do a vlog

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also jae id hyperstimulate your ovaries
those are in the vagina yes?
excellent

I fuckin' died at the beginning of the ovaries hunting vid bahahahahah

My sperm don't need any boosting, I come from a family of 11 two of my brothers and I both got our wives pregnant while they were on birth control, my two brothers recently when deciding to have another child with their wives had them pregnant within a week. I am already equipped with the Michael Phelps of sperm, if the egg isn't there they swim up and fucking rip one down.

(05-21-2009 09:17 PM)RDH Wrote:  My sperm don't need any boosting, I come from a family of 11 two of my brothers and I both got our wives pregnant while they were on birth control, my two brothers recently when deciding to have another child with their wives had them pregnant within a week. I am already equipped with the Michael Phelps of sperm, if the egg isn't there they swim up and fucking rip one down.

No! Thats sounds terrible! I'm not going to let you rape my ovaries!

(05-21-2009 06:39 PM)ASP Wrote:  i need to do a vlog

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also jae id hyperstimulate your ovaries
those are in the vagina yes?
excellent

Please do a vlog, I want to see what SFU people look and sound like, in MOTION.
And no my ovaries are not in my vagina, although if they were that would explain why they wernt working.

(05-21-2009 07:18 PM)Peezy Wrote:  I fuckin' died at the beginning of the ovaries hunting vid bahahahahah

If you ever need a second gun for home safety let me know, you can borrow my power pump action pop gun.