Beautiful baby, congrats!

Thanks! I got some better pics just now with a real camera... I'll put them up.

Get yourself preggers, Jae.

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Joey, have you ever seen a grown man naked?

She is a cutie.

Awww look at those chubby cheeks!!!! God babies are so freaking amazing.

(07-07-2009 01:55 AM)Elizabeth Wrote:  Bodyshots yo

Mrs. Fatty McFattenfats @ 230Lbs

I love that ass. Love it, the ass.

You ain't fat. You're fluffly and damn sexy, that's why your man put a permanent lease on you with the marriage.

I like that.



Ok. Down to business. All pregnancy tests for this cycle are negative.
My period should start Thursday.
But, that gives me all weekend to bleed and then next week is HITTIN THA GYM!
Current weight 233.
Its been 8 days since we bought any caffeine. Although I did drink some Friday and Saturday.
I will drink more this Saturday when I go out with some friends.
Water, skim milk, and orange juice is what i've been drinking.

im transitioning to vegetarian.

not so much for the meat is bad for you as much as im staying away from processed foods.

lots of beans and cornbread.

lots of veggie soup.

lots of nuts.

not much else.

ben and jerrys too.

weight is flying off.

i feel great.

beans and corn bread is where its at.

i got some nuts for ya

I can get you pregnant, on the first time we do it, guaranteed.

I dont like veggies, I dont like beef, I dont like pork.

Too bad I cant live off of chicken, turkey, and orange juice.


Morty. Hook up a pic and we'll see if you get a swing.

Hey now..my family is fertile. I'm required to wear a condom even when chicks look at me. There are 14 parents on both sides of my family, each with at least 2 kids a piece. Some with 3+. My dad has 8 kids. My 22 year old sister has 3 and one in the oven.

First try? Without a doubt a seed will take. HAHAHA!!

My ground just isnt fertile, its sad. Even the clomid didnt work.
Its ok. I got a whooooole year to not think about it.

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SUCCESS!!!

My husband and I made a deal. If I get down to 150, I GET TO HAVE MY WEDDING. Well, vowel renewal.

Me in a wedding dress, him in a tux, preacher, church, bouquet, cake NO BITCHING.
He tried to talk me out of it by dangling a MAC infront of me instead, but I laughed and said no.

Dresses I want:





I'm only serious about one of those.

The red or black would be suitable for your type of "re-wedding". The other, wear on the 2nd honey moon.

NOW OFFICIAL WEGHTLOSS THREAD:

PARTY.

i think the problem is his weiner

Why are you all obsessed with his cock?

shouldve taken the mac.

Thats going to be mine after we get our taxes.

i just found out i got a chick pregnant jae, so ive got this knockin em up thing down.
seriously, it's not that far of a drive, i'm sure i can do it again. let's PM out the details however you see fit.

I'm trying to lose weight as well. I'm at 174 right now, trying to get back down to about 155-ish.

(07-14-2009 07:21 PM)Morty Wrote:  I can get you pregnant, on the first time we do it, guaranteed.

I've seen him do it.

(07-19-2009 07:14 PM)Peezy Wrote:  

(07-14-2009 07:21 PM)Morty Wrote:  I can get you pregnant, on the first time we do it, guaranteed.

I've seen him do it.

*fap fap* And then you helped? *fap fap fapfapfapfapfap*

(07-19-2009 07:03 PM)Ceallach Wrote:  I'm trying to lose weight as well. I'm at 174 right now, trying to get back down to about 155-ish.

Good luck! I start tomorrow. Current weight 235 WTF. Oh well.

im at 231, lets race!

You weigh the same as Nate, and I despise the both of you!

I'll race. I'll lose.


I'm going in tomorrow to make an appointment for the body composition analysis. When I hear my measurements I really am going to cry.
Except when they measure my ass. When they tell me how big it is i'll say "Ya damn right dat ass is big".

then make it clap for them.

30 seconds in, I now have a new goal.

why must you ignore me so?

great video, thanks jae.

Yw.

Tomorrow I do the body composition analysis.
Its going to be depressing.

I swam for two hours today. I got somewhat tanned.

i swam a mile once.

it sucked.